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Funny Stuff: The War of the Cartoons-Hamas Lion Versus Mickey Mouse

     And how anyone in the world could be offended by a cartoon mouse is beyond me.  It’s not like Mickey is pretending to be Allah or something? I love the Israeli mouse with an M-4 though.  That should be a show on Robot Chicken or something. LOL  -Head Jundi 

Mickey Mouse

 

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Disney’s Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable. 

 

Mickey Mouse must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric

Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die, a Muslim cleric has declared.

By Martin Beckford, Religious Affairs Correspondent

Last Updated: 4:04PM BST 15 Sep 2008

 

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is “one of Satan’s soldiers” and makes everything it touches impure.

But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney’s Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.

The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

Mr Munajid was asked to give Islam’s teaching on mice during a religious affairs programme broadcast on al-Majd TV, an Arab television network.


Funny Stuff: KFC Secret Recipe Gets A Security Upgrade

Shhhhh…..Finger licking good. -Head Jundi 

 

KFC Secret

 The eleven herbs and spices on display.

 

KFC shoring up security for secret recipe 

 

By BRUCE SCHREINER, Associated Press Writer

Tue Sep 9, 3:41 AM ET

LOUISVILLE, Ky. 

 

- Pssst. The secret’s out at KFC. Well, sort of.

 

Colonel Harland Sanders’ handwritten recipe of 11 herbs and spices was to be removed Tuesday from safekeeping at KFC’s corporate offices for the first time in decades. The temporary relocation is allowing KFC to revamp security around a yellowing sheet of paper that contains one of the country’s most famous corporate secrets.

The brand’s top executive admitted his nerves were aflutter despite the tight security he lined up for the operation.

“I don’t want to be the president who loses the recipe,” KFC President Roger Eaton said. “Imagine how terrifying that would be.”

So important is the 68-year-old concoction that coats the chain’s Original Recipe chicken that only two company executives at any time have access to it. The company refuses to release their name or title, and it uses multiple suppliers who produce and blend the ingredients but know only a part of the entire contents.

Louisville-based KFC, part of the fast-food company Yum Brands Inc., hired off-duty police officers and private security guards to whisk the document away to an undisclosed location in an armored car. The recipe will be slid into a briefcase and handcuffed to security expert Bo Dietl for the ride.

“There’s no way anybody could get this recipe,” said Dietl, a former New York City police detective. His security firm is also handling the security improvements for the recipe at headquarters, but he wouldn’t say what changes they’re making.

For more than 20 years, the recipe has been tucked away in a filing cabinet equipped with two combination locks in company headquarters. To reach the cabinet, the keepers of the recipe would first open up a vault and unlock three locks on a door that stood in front of the cabinet.

Vials of the herbs and spices are also stored in the secret filing cabinet.

“The smell is overwhelming when you open it,” said one of two keepers of the recipe in an interview at company headquarters.

The biggest prize, though, is a single sheet of notebook paper, yellowed by age, that lays out the entire formula — including exact amounts for each ingredient — written in pencil and signed by Sanders.

Others have tried to replicate the recipe, and occasionally someone claims to have found a copy of Sanders’ creation. The executive said none have come close, adding the actual recipe would include some surprises.

Sanders developed the formula in 1940 at his tiny restaurant in southeastern Kentucky and used it to launch the KFC chain in the early 1950s.

Sanders died in 1980, but his likeness is still central to KFC’s marketing.

“The recipe to him, in later years, was everything he stood for,” said Shirley Topmiller, his personal secretary for about 12 years.

Larry Miller, a restaurant analyst with RBC Capital Markets, said the recipe’s value is “almost an immeasurable thing. It’s part of that important brand image that helps differentiate the KFC product.”

KFC had a total of 14,892 locations worldwide at the end of 2007. The chain has had strong sales overseas, especially in its fast-growing China market, but has struggled in the U.S. amid a more health-conscious public. KFC posted U.S. sales of $5.3 billion at company-owned and franchised stores in 2007. 

 

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Funny Stuff: Jihad Joe!

Jihad Joe


Funny Stuff: Wearing a Blackwater T-Shirt

This is exactly why I own a Blackwater T-Shirt.  So I can piss off hippies!  I also posted a link to Blackwater’s Pro Shop so you can buy the shirt.  LOL  -Head Jundi

 

DEA Blackwater

DEA Agent wearing a Blackwater T-Shirt during a raid in California. 

Salem-News.com (Aug-02-2008 15:15)

Is the Bush Administration Using Blackwater Mercenaries in the DEA?

Perspective by Tim King Salem-News.com

An extremely angry employee of the dispensary compared the DEA raid to being “robbed by a bunch of thugs downtown.”

This photo from the LA Times shows what we assume is a DEA agent, wearing a shirt from Blackwater, the mercenary group accused of slaughtering innocent people in the streets of Iraq that has gone from black to hot water over the last two years. Are Blackwater and the DEA trading members?


Funny Stuff: Strength

Strength


Funny Stuff: Bad Santa

Radovan Karadzic   Saddam Hussein     Bad Santa   


Funny Stuff: Joker Copycats

I have to laugh at stuff like this.  Let’s just hope that this doesn’t turn into some twisted trend.  The movie had some pretty violent themes in it, and hopefully no one takes it to that level. -Head Jundi  

Joker 1

Joker 2

Cinema larceny suspect no ‘Joker’

Courtesy of Three Rivers Police Dept.

Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers, dressed as the “Joker” after his arrest for attempting to steal movie memorabilia.”The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!” stated the Joker from this summer’s blockbuster, ‘The Dark Knight,’ and apparently at least one person in the audience took this to heart. Spencer Taylor, dressed in full Joker regalia, stumbled down his path of anarchy.

    July 28, 2008: Kalamazoo Gazette: An overzealous Joker fan was taken into custody Sunday morning after attempting to steal movie posters and other items, police said.

    Spencer Taylor, 20, of Three Rivers, was arrested on felony larceny and malicious destruction of property charges after trying to steal memorabilia of the new Batman movie “The Dark Knight” at the Three Rivers 6 theater.

    He was trying to pull the posters off the walls and take other items when he was restrained by theater staff until police arrived, Three Rivers Detective Mike Mohney said.


Funny Stuff: Mig 23 ML For Sale on Ebay

MIG 23 Vehicle Description

We have forsale a Mig 23 ML.  this aircraft is on the cover of “4+” publications book on MiG 23’s. The aircraft is located at our shop in Delaware, and we can assist buyer with transporting and assembly at the expense of the buyer if needed.  This would be a great addition to any museum, for staic display or to be made fully flyable. to make this aircraft flight worthy would require about an additional $100,000 in U.S. radios, certification, and a minor  repair to motor mount which we could have done for you (the buyer). aircraft is very clean and has much history behind it. would make a great donation to a musem. Appraised value in excess of $600,000 how ever the reserve is set WAY below that.

Total airframe time: 1373 hrs

engine overhauled at 1174hrs on 2-20-95. engine is “0″ hrs since overhaul.

PLEASE SEND ALL QUESTIONS TO:

aeroenterprises@wildblue.net

Questions sent to this ebay account may not be answered. 

For Sale on Ebay


Funny Stuff: Iran’s Use of Photoshop and Too Many Missiles

Shahab photoshop

And Here is the Story about Iran’s Photoshopped Missile Test Photo.

 


Funny Stuff: Mohawk Maniac

Mohawk Maniac