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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Funny Stuff: The ‘Anti-Terror Assault Vehicle’

Filed under: China,Funny Stuff,Photo — Tags: , , , — Matt @ 11:14 AM

Scooter Commandos

Wheel scary: Chinese anti-terror police practise killing drills on scooters

By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 11:50 PM on 02nd July 2008

Chinese elite anti-terror police officers are wheeling into action ahead of next month’s Beijing Olympics on two-wheeled scooters.

Members of the country’s armed police unit practised on the Segway models that have been re-named ‘Anti-Terror Assault Vehicles’ in the eastern province of Shandong.

Killers: Despite the strange appearance of the scooters, the Chinese ant-terror police are lethal in action

Officials have bought 100 Segways and painted some in military camouflage to patrol airports and sporting venues during the Games.

In one drill, police posing as terrorists held ten badminton audience members hostage, ‘shooting dead’ four ‘hijackers’, capturing two and defusing a mock car bomb.

The exercise was to test the province’s emergency response and involved 1,500 people.

The Segway was the brainchild of American Dean Kamen, who claimed at its 2001 launch that it would make the car obsolete in congested cities. It has since been the object of some derision, however.

The two-wheeled self-balancing machine – powered by an electric motor – allows users to travel as fast as 12.5mph while standing up.

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Funny Stuff: Predator and Politics, Here Comes Billy Bear!

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Kentucky — Tags: , , , , — Matt @ 1:13 AM

 

   It just doesn’t get any funnier than this.  What is it about the movie Predator and politics?  And get this, Sonny was a porn star at one point in his career and also served some time in federal prison, on top of being an eighties action star! LOL  If you check out his website, you will get quite shock, and also see the multitude of cheesy action films he was in.  Enjoy.  –Head Jundi 

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Actor runs for U.S. Senate in Kentucky as Libertarian

June 26th, 2008 

In a story that is getting picked up by many newspapers and websites, the AP reports Sonny Landham, who “played Billy Bear in ‘48 Hours’ and was killed by an alien in ‘Predator,’” is running for U.S. Senate in Kentucky as a Libertarian. Landham, “known for his powerful physique, booming voice and his American Indian heritage,” says he is “serious about his longshot bid, because too many politicians are indifferent to voters’ problems.”

Landham “must collect at least 5,000 valid petition signatures by August 12,” and Kentucky LP Chairman Ken Moellman “believes Landham will make it.” However, the AP says Landham’s appearance in adult films could haunt his campaign. Additionally, Landham “served more than 2 1/2 years in federal prison after being convicted of making threatening and obscene phone calls to his ex-wife. The conviction was thrown out by a federal appeals court that found he committed no crime.”

If Landham scores an upset victory, he would be the third member of the cast of “Predator” elected to major public office, following Govs. Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Be sure to check out his website. It is beyond funny. Next, will be an onslaught of Billy Bear porn.

http://www.sonnylandham.com/

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Funny Stuff: Where is Waldo?

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Photo — Tags: , , , — Matt @ 5:33 PM

Where is Waldo?

He is at Gitmo sporting a beard.  LOL.  -Head Jundi

 

Gitmo  

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Funny Stuff: Potential

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Photo — Tags: , , — Matt @ 10:03 AM

Potential

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Funny Stuff: The Flying Johnson Attack

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Video — Tags: , , — Matt @ 11:38 PM

     This is hilarious. This incident happened during a speech that Garry Kasparov (former Russian chess player, current politician) gave. Notice the reaction of the body guards? Now imagine if that thing was packed with some high explosive ‘Tang’? LOL. If you cannot view this from the email subscription, I highly recommend coming on to the site to watch this. –Head Jundi

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After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, “I think we have to be thankful for the opposition’s demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt.” Someone in the audience shouts, “Finally the political power shows its face!” Kasparov quickly replies, “Well, if that’s its face…” to laughter from the audience.

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