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Monday, April 21, 2008

Funny Stuff: Flight Attendant for Blackwater

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Jobs — Tags: , , , — Matt @ 12:31 PM

I thought that this was funny.  Who would have thought, that Blackwater would be recruiting for flight attendants one day?  Strange world, and this definitely qualifies as Feral Jundi stuff.  Somehow I have this vision of a beautiful young gal in a sexy uniform, walking down the isle of a plane, holding a basket of warm towels and packing a Kimber Custom .45 on her tiny waist.  I love it. -Head Jundi
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http://www.blackwaterusa.com/jobs/descriptions/Flight%20Attendant.htm
EOE M/F/D/V
Job Description:
Flight Attendant

Division:
Presidential Airways-Flight Ops

FLSA Classification:
Exempt
Primary Purpose:
Provide personal services to ensure the safety and comfort of airline passengers during flight. Greet passengers, verify tickets, explain use of safety equipment, and serve food or beverages.

Essential Functions:
-Announce and demonstrate safety and emergency procedures such as the use of oxygen masks, seat belts, and life jackets.

-Answer passengers’ questions about flights, aircraft, weather, travel routes and services, arrival times, and/or schedules.

-Assist passengers in placing carry-on luggage in overhead, garment, or under-seat storage.

-Assist passengers while entering or disembarking the aircraft.

-Attend preflight briefings concerning weather, altitudes, routes, emergency procedures, crew coordination, lengths of flights, food and beverage services offered, and numbers of passengers.

-Check to ensure that food, beverages, blankets, reading material, emergency equipment, and other supplies are aboard and are in adequate supply.

-Conduct periodic trips through the cabin to ensure passenger comfort, and to distribute reading material, headphones, pillows, playing cards, and blankets, etc.

-Determine special assistance needs of passengers such as small children, the elderly, or disabled persons.

-Direct and assist passengers in the event of an emergency, such as directing passengers to evacuate a plane following an emergency landing.

-Prepare passengers and aircraft for landing, following procedures.

-Greet passengers boarding aircraft and direct them to assigned seats.

-Heat and serve prepared foods.

-Announce flight delays and descent preparations.

-Walk aisles of planes to verify that passengers have complied with federal regulations prior to take-offs and landings.

-Administer first aid to passengers in distress.

-Inspect and clean cabins, checking for any problems and making sure that cabins are in order.

-Operate audio and video systems.

-Prepare reports showing places of departure and destination, passenger ticket numbers, meal and beverage inventories, the conditions of cabin equipment, and any problems encountered by passengers.

-Reassure passengers when situations such as turbulence are encountered.

-Verify that first aid kits and other emergency equipment, including fire extinguishers and oxygen bottles, are in working order.

Required Education/Experience:
Working Conditions:

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