This is hilarious. These folks are selling tactical corsets outfitted with MOLLE. So basically they took an already uncomfortable garment, and made it even more uncomfortable by hanging pouches and junk off of it–all for the sake of fashion. lol –Matt
Introducing the new hotness
Tactical Corsets are high-fashion high-function clothes for empowered women.
For too long, women have had to compromise practicality for beauty. Men got pants with cargo pockets and built-in knee pads, women got clothes whose only built-in feature was cuteness. But why should men get all the high-speed low-drag tactical toys?
Tactical gear is no longer an all boys club. Tactical Corsets bring female operators MILSPEC features like MOLLE modular pouch attachment webbing and self-adjustable quick-release buckles in a load-bearing carrier designed to support the female form. And we’re just getting started.
Tactical Corsets are now available for custom order. More details on styles, sizing, materials and more is coming soon.
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About Us
If I were to say to you that we will make corsets, some of the most sophisticated garments ever devised, and make them tactical, custom-fitted to the exacting measurements of every beautiful body from the petite to the voluptuous, incorporating MILSPEC construction techniques never before applied to fashion, rendering laces and purses obsolete with the advent of quick-releasable buckles and PALS webbing enabling an infinite variety of attachable modular accessory pouches, sewing to exacting quality standards of both beauty and toughness, shipping these custom creations for not just a few customers but to clothe the thousands of ladies and gentlemen clamoring to be corset clad, and do all this now so that our customers can be so equipped and readied to survive the onset of any and all multi-eschatonic apocalypsii in order to live long enough to obtain Moravec Transfer immortality and explore outer space forever, and make pink ones, then we must be bold.
Tactical Corsets website here.
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