Feral Jundi

     In Afghanistan, as in many cultures, a manly embrace is a time-honored tradition for warriors before they go off to face death. Thus, many suicide bombers never even make it out of their training camp or safe house, as the pressure from these group hugs triggers the explosives in suicide vests. According to several sources at the United Nations, as many as six would-be suicide bombers died last July after one such embrace in Paktika. 

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     Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!!! That is too funny. Daniel is absolutely right about how idiotic our enemy can be. And whereas we should never underestimate the enemy, it is also equally important to correctly identify the weakness of the enemy and exploit it. That’s what happens when you strive to ‘know your enemy’ and you find out how dumb these guys can really be.

     The ones that get me are the suicide bombers that try to blow up a wall or something, and nothing happens to the wall–FAIL.  Or they blow themselves up while planting an IED, because they haven’t a clue on how to do it safely–FAIL. Or they get into a tizzy over a stupid cartoon?

     True, there are some dudes floating around who do some damage, and I will give props to those guys.  But there are even more nitwits who think they have game and absolutely FAIL. That is why I take every opportunity to show how pathetic or hypocritical they really are. Enjoy and be sure not to drink any soda while reading this truck load of funny. (cola-out-the-nose while laughing kind of sucks…)-Matt

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The Case for Calling Them Nitwits

July/August 2010

By Daniel Byman

They blow each other up by mistake. They bungle even simple schemes. They get intimate with cows and donkeys. Our terrorist enemies trade on the perception that they’re well trained and religiously devout, but in fact, many are fools and perverts who are far less organized and sophisticated than we imagine. Can being more realistic about who our foes actually are help us stop the truly dangerous ones?

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IN THE YEARS after 9/11, the images we were shown of terrorists were largely the same: shadowy jihadists who, even when they were foiled, seemed always to have come terrifyingly close to pulling off a horrific attack. We’ve all become familiar by now with the stock footage of Talibs in black shalwar kameezes zipping across monkey bars or, more recently, perfecting kung fu kicks in some secret training camp. Even in the aftermath of the botched Times Square bombing earlier this spring, the perception persists that our enemies are savvy and sophisticated killers. They’re fanatical and highly organized—twin ideas that at once keep us fearful and help them attract new members.

But this view of the jihadist community is wildly off the mark. To be sure, some terrorists are steely and skilled—people like Mohamed Atta, the careful and well-trained head of the 9/11 hijackers. Their leaders and recruiters can be lethally subtle and manipulative, but the quiet truth is that many of the deluded foot soldiers are foolish and untrained, perhaps even untrainable. Acknowledging this fact could help us tailor our counterterrorism priorities—and publicizing it could help us erode the powerful images of strength and piety that terrorists rely on for recruiting and funding.

Nowhere is the gap between sinister stereotype and ridiculous reality more apparent than in Afghanistan, where it’s fair to say that the Taliban employ the world’s worst suicide bombers: one in two manages to kill only himself. And this success rate hasn’t improved at all in the five years they’ve been using suicide bombers, despite the experience of hundreds of attacks—or attempted attacks. In Afghanistan, as in many cultures, a manly embrace is a time-honored tradition for warriors before they go off to face death. Thus, many suicide bombers never even make it out of their training camp or safe house, as the pressure from these group hugs triggers the explosives in suicide vests. According to several sources at the United Nations, as many as six would-be suicide bombers died last July after one such embrace in Paktika.

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