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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Funny Stuff: Security Contractor ‘Captain John Smith’ Has a Children’s Video Game

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Games,History — Tags: , , , , — Matt @ 4:02 AM

     Now in honor of Thanksgiving (U.S. holiday), I figured I would put up an interactive children’s video game about Captain John Smith that National Geographic put together awhile back. lol I did a story about him in regards to being a Useful Contractor and his significance to the survival of the colonies back then, and I thought it would be cool to bring him up again this year.

     Oh, and I shouldn’t forget to mention that other famous security contractor, hired to organize the defense of Plymouth Colony- Capt. Myles Standish. Maybe Myles will get a video game in his honor too? lol –Matt

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Captain John Smith

Play the game here.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Funny Stuff: ‘Take Off Your Burqas, Come Out and Fight Us Like Men’, by Capt. Peterson

     I love it.  If these miscreants lack the discipline to fall for such a simple thing, then we should be trash talking all over the country.  If these guys are so proud and idiotic as to break their silence and cover to answer to something like this, then we should be implementing Operation Trash Talk on the highest order.  Hell, the DoD could start a blog or wiki called ‘Combat Trash Talk’, and it would be filled with daily insults that guys could use to draw out the enemy for a fight.  We could even implement a rating system for what insult was the most effective, or resulted in the most enemy contacts. Too funny. –Matt

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In Afghanistan, Apache Troop makes the battle come to them

By Jon R. Anderson, Stars and StripesTuesday, August 3, 2004

FORWARD OPERATING BASE TIGER, Afghanistan — Frustrated that Taliban fighters were making themselves scarce, cavalry commander Capt. Brian Peterson ordered his psychological operations detachment to find a way to get the enemy onto the battlefield.

Their solution: shame. The soldiers drove into the mountainous region of southern Afghanistan near Tarin Kowt, a known Taliban stronghold, and blared through Humvee-mounted loudspeakers a simple message.

“Take off your burqas,” Afghan interpreters shouted, referring to the head-to-toe powder blue shrouds Taliban leaders once forced all women in the country to wear. “Come out and fight us like men.”

Peterson, commander of the 25th Infantry Division’s Hawaii-based 3rd Squadron, 4th Cavalry Regiment’s Apache Troop, had heard of Special Forces units using similar schoolyard tactics to dishonor local insurgents into a fight and figured it couldn’t hurt to try.

He knew Taliban fighters were out there. Local villagers were being threatened to stay away from U.N. voter registration efforts for the country’s Oct. 9 presidential elections.

It didn’t take long to get an answer to Peterson’s cantankerous call to arms. Within hours, an angry ambush was unleashed, a heavy fusillade of automatic weapons fire raining down from two sides as his patrol moved through a steep valley.

“The bullets were zinging within a few inches of my head, I could actually feel their heat,” said .50-caliber machine gunner Spc. Michael Plummer, 25, from Klamath Falls, Ore.

He was astounded. After four months in Afghanistan, this was Apache Troop’s first contact with the enemy.

“I couldn’t believe they were actually shooting at us,” said Plummer.

Pushing his patrol of Humvees through the ambush kill zone, Peterson turned his men around and charged back into the fray.

“We weren’t going to run from those punks,” said Peterson. “We chased them up the mountain.”

After a 45-minute gunfight, four Afghan guerrillas lay dead and another four were captured.

None of Peterson’s men were injured.

“We’re pretty sure we got more, but they carry their dead away,” said Peterson.

It’s hard to tell how many escaped, he said, adding “they can run, but they’ll only die tired.”

Story here.

 

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Funny Stuff: Macho Skeet

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Video — Tags: , , — Matt @ 11:38 AM

Friday, November 20, 2009

Funny Stuff: Mexican City of Ciudad Juarez Calls For U.N. to Help Quell Violence

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Mexico — Tags: , , , , — Matt @ 10:36 AM

      I apologize for laughing, but come on?  Obviously these guys have not done their homework with researching the track record of the U.N.

     You don’t bring in peacekeepers, when there is no peace to keep. The cartels and drug gangs would use blue helmets for target practice, and then go back to fighting each other and the Mexican army and police.-Matt

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Mexican city of Ciudad Juarez calls for U.N. to help quell violence

By Soraya RobertsDAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Thursday, November 12th 2009

Having the highest homicide rate in the world does not make for good advertising, and businesses in the Mexican city of Ciudad Juarez are tired of the bad rep.

Local business groups announced today that they will ask the United Nations for help in quelling the violence, reports The Associated Press.

Representatives from businesses like assembly plants and retailers plan to submit an official request for UN aid to the Mexican government and the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights.

“This is a proposal … for international forces to come here to help out the domestic [security] forces,” said Daniel Murguia, president of the Ciudad Juarez group of the National Chamber of Commerce, Services and Tourism. “There are a lot of extortions and robberies of businesses. Many businesses are closing.”

The U.S. government has sent more than 5,000 soldiers from El Paso, Tex., but the killings and extortion have not abated.

Ciudad Juarez, population 1.5 million, has an average of seven homicides a day, with the total at 1,986 for this year through mid-October.

“We have seen the UN peacekeepers enter other countries that have a lot fewer problems than we have,” Murguia said. “What we are asking for with the blue helmets [UN peacekeepers] is that we know they are the army of peace, so we could use not only the strategies they have developed in other countries … but they also have technology.”

Mexican troops have trained local police and joined in patrolling the city, but to no avail. Rival drug gangs remain at war, and thieves have taken advantage of the atmosphere to target businesses. Thousands of stores and firms reportedly have moved or shut down as a result.

Story here.

 

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Funny Stuff: Iraq’s Magical Bomb Finding Wand, That Doesn’t Work!– The ADE 651

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Iraq — Tags: , , , — Matt @ 3:05 PM

   It does not work.  It does not work, and you are putting the lives of Iraqis at risk, by depending on this idiotic device! There, I got that out, and can try to laugh a little about this. It’s not entirely funny, because the Iraqis have the Green Zone to protect. And judging by all the massive bombings of late, commonsense should dictate.

   On another level, if they are able to convince the people that it works, then so be it.  But that will only work so long, until the booger eaters figure out that it doesn’t work.  Which they have already, and have taken advantage of this.  Hence the reason for this article.  If you are an Iraqi, and reading this, get the word out that this device does not work and demand that your government use technology that actually works. Or hey, embrace the bomb sniffing dog, and get over your disgust of the animal.  What is more important, the lives of your people, or your ego? –Matt

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Iraq Swears by Bomb Detector U.S. Sees as Useless

Johan Spanner for The New York Times

A device used by Iraqi forces to detect bombs and other weapons at checkpoints has been called useless by the American military.

By ROD NORDLAND

Published: November 3, 2009

BAGHDAD — Despite major bombings that have rattled the nation, and fears of rising violence as American troops withdraw, Iraq’s security forces have been relying on a device to detect bombs and weapons that the United States military and technical experts say is useless.

Johan Spanner for The New York Times

The sensor device, known as the ADE 651, from $16,500 to $60,000 each. Iraq has bought more than 1,500 of the devices.

The small hand-held wand, with a telescopic antenna on a swivel, is being used at hundreds of checkpoints in Iraq. But the device works “on the same principle as a Ouija board” — the power of suggestion — said a retired United States Air Force officer, Lt. Col. Hal Bidlack, who described the wand as nothing more than an explosives divining rod.

Still, the Iraqi government has purchased more than 1,500 of the devices, known as the ADE 651, at costs from $16,500 to $60,000 each. Nearly every police checkpoint, and many Iraqi military checkpoints, have one of the devices, which are now normally used in place of physical inspections of vehicles.

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